Reading is for Suckers!

If you're like me then the only books you have read are the ones that you were forced to read back in high school or college, and even then you didn't read the entire book. I usually just read the in-depth reviews and wrote my papers based on the views/opinions of others. But I did miss out on all of those rememerable quotes, until now. Hop on over to LitLinew.org's list of the "100 Best First Lines from Novels. After reading all of them, it will be like you never missed a beat back in school. Based on that, if you do read this you won't have to read the entire book, thus leaving you with more free time to play video games and porn!